- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Women's rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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