- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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