Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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