What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Andoni was here

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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