If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Men's rights

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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I'm tired.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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