Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Pickle

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Weaner

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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