What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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woman's lacrosse

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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A hill billy went fishing

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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