- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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