- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My spelling is horrible

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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