- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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