- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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