How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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