- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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