- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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