- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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