Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Cripples are lame.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Allah walked into AK Bar

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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