What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Anti Jokes = Drained

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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