A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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