- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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