- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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