Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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