- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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