- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A dancer walks into a barre

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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