they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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