One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A van drives into a car.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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