Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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