- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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