When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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