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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A hill billy went fishing

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.