- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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