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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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