What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Anti Joke

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