Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Anti Joke

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