- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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