What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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