- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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