how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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my penis

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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123 f*ck off

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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