- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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