- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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