Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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sky silverstein

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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