- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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