- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

God is real.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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