- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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