- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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