- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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