- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Yo Momma So Fat!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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