What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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