- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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