- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

men, men like men= men+bed

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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