I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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cory is gay

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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