- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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