What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How old are you? 7

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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