- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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