- Anti Joke

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A women in the kitchen.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

I named my son ps2 controller

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning