The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

miha kako si?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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