- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A house comes around the corner.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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