- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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