- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

a black man pays his child support

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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