- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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