"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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