Refridgerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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