Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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