- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Cancer

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

The New York Giants

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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