Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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guess what what ...

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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