- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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