- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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