When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Yes

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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