- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Where's my baby??

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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