- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

i am a dino. RAWR.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

FUCK YOU

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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