- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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