- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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