- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

star wars kid

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Justin Bieber

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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