Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

If life hands you lemons Take them

Dani Barton = Stupid

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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