Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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That's what he said.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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