Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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eh

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Anti Joke

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