Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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