What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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