Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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