A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Poop

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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sky silverstein

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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