2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

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