Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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The New York Giants

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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