If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

The New York Giants

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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