TRICERATOPS!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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