- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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