- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why are white people white? I don't know

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Tilt your screen back .

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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